amy alexander Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/amy-alexander/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Tue, 13 Nov 2018 05:21:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 amy alexander Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/amy-alexander/ 32 32 135387410 Learning to Drive https://elephantsnever.com/learning-to-drive/ https://elephantsnever.com/learning-to-drive/#respond Sun, 11 Nov 2018 13:52:17 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1221 by Amy Alexander In my Southern town, there were, the people claimed, certain surface streets that could kill you. Stay away from the streets named after Greek gods. Stay away from the zip code that ended in 08. These streets festered, filled with bad guys that live in shadows, even at noon, and dirty needles that could jump up and Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/learning-to-drive/feed/ 0 1221 Elephants Never Infest, Louse https://elephantsnever.com/elephants-never-infest-louse/ https://elephantsnever.com/elephants-never-infest-louse/#respond Tue, 28 Aug 2018 14:41:16 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1036 “Well, the bad news is that you’ve definitely got a Pediculus pachydermis – elephant louse.” “Yuck, totally gross, like it has some weird tentacle thing hanging off the front!” “Yes, you’ve found its trunk. On the plus side, once we remove the louse, you shouldn’t get a recurrence. Elephants never infest.” Don’t forget to read “For the Love of Lice” Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/elephants-never-infest-louse/feed/ 0 1036 For the Love of Lice https://elephantsnever.com/love-of-lice/ https://elephantsnever.com/love-of-lice/#respond Sun, 26 Aug 2018 09:30:22 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1029 by Amy Alexander When it comes to terrible things that adults imagine happening to children – drownings, kidnappings, being burnt on stoves, toppling headlong into Rubbermaid tubs and not being able to escape, crashing into semis in forward-facing, failing child seats, falling off of cliffs at The Grand Canyon, being sucked into the ocean by riptides, placing dry cleaning bags Read More

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