baguette Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/baguette/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Sun, 20 May 2018 12:29:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 baguette Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/baguette/ 32 32 135387410 Silly Card https://elephantsnever.com/silly-card/ https://elephantsnever.com/silly-card/#respond Mon, 21 May 2018 14:30:08 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=838 Full disclosure, when planning to launch this website, I Googled. I fed both “elephants never” and “an elephant never” into searches. So I knew before this week that elephants never baguette had a precursor. Moreover, I made sure to have Phoebe the pachyderm baker quote this silly card from Jelly Armchair. I did not, however, realize until today that I Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/silly-card/feed/ 0 838 Baguette https://elephantsnever.com/baguette/ https://elephantsnever.com/baguette/#respond Thu, 17 May 2018 15:00:17 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=713 “What?” trumpeted Phoebe. “You want to offer baguettes? Elephants never baguette.” “Look Phoebe, it’s nothing personal,” said Bradley. “I just think we could use a little more variety, that’s all.” “Variety? We offer four kinds of naan, three styles of dosa, Greek pitas, and even some flour tortillas for the burrito lovers.” “Okay, fine,” replied Bradley, “but where’s the crusty Read More

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