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					<description><![CDATA[<p>by Chris Milam He instantly hated the man eating a donut with a fork. Only affluent folks think fried dough is to be handled with elegance. Marcus wanted to step through the glass and teach him how to properly demolish a long john. Instead, he waited. When the man finally stepped outside, Marcus slipped on his desperation mask. “Sorry to <a class="read-more" href="https://elephantsnever.com/snake-in-a-bag/">Read More</a></p>
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