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Top 5 Gun Duels

Andre — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:00:43 +0000

You know the setting: high noon, a dusty street in America’s wild west, two men facing each other across an empty downtown. While tumbleweeds rustle past, the men draw pistols and fire, quicker than lightning. When the smoke clears, onlookers declare the victor the fastest draw in the west. They declare the loser simply dead. So go the classic gun Read More

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Martial Arts Movies

Andre — Sun, 25 Feb 2018 16:00:43 +0000

I blame Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita. With The Karate Kid, they made me believe that a scrawny white boy could become a combat master. And, for children in my generation, they provided a family-friendly gateway into the world of martial arts movies. Having dashed exuberantly through that door, I have never looked back. Dojo Dreams “I lied, I don’t Read More

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5 Foods Elephants Never Forgo

Andre — Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:00:15 +0000

Let’s face it, the average pachyderm weighs between 3-7 tons, and may spend up to 16 hours a day eating. They should and do reach for third helpings of everything. For the sake of fun and human-pachyderm bonding, though, let’s run through a list of 5 foods elephants never forgo. Amarula on the branch – While pachyderms eat marula fruit Read More

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5 Things Elephants Never Get

Andre — Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:00:24 +0000

Here are 5 things elephants never get for Christmas, but always wish for anyway: Peace on earth and goodwill toward everyone Round tennis shoes An end to the ivory trade Pogo sticks Wool trunk warmers

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5 Things Elephants Never Forget

Andre — Sun, 22 Oct 2017 15:00:10 +0000

Their keys π Where they parked the car Their heads, even when they’re not attached A pen

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