get Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/get/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Sat, 06 Jan 2018 04:35:23 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 get Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/get/ 32 32 135387410 5 Things Elephants Never Get https://elephantsnever.com/5-things-elephants-never-get/ https://elephantsnever.com/5-things-elephants-never-get/#respond Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:00:24 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=321 Here are 5 things elephants never get for Christmas, but always wish for anyway: Peace on earth and goodwill toward everyone Round tennis shoes An end to the ivory trade Pogo sticks Wool trunk warmers

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/5-things-elephants-never-get/feed/ 0 321 Get (Coal) https://elephantsnever.com/get-coal/ https://elephantsnever.com/get-coal/#respond Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:00:16 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=224 “Coal? Coal?! Elephants never get coal. Whose rear brain kicked in and made you think of giving me COAL!?!” Evelyn’s voice got louder and shriller as disbelief and indignation sank in. “What, you think Santa Claus will save your saggy butt from a whooping when I find you?!” Evelyn tossed the Christmas stocking to the floor and trumpeted, blowing off Read More

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