jokes Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/jokes/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Wed, 10 Jul 2019 17:32:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 jokes Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/jokes/ 32 32 135387410 At the grave of your death, I smile https://elephantsnever.com/at-the-grave-of-your-death-i-smile/ https://elephantsnever.com/at-the-grave-of-your-death-i-smile/#respond Wed, 10 Jul 2019 17:32:49 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1739 by Elisabeth Horan For why not; God’s been joking with us All the while; He whispers placation In our ears, plants lust for the sinner’s Alcoholic slide, leaves dust where a Mother, her child, she should find. My loss, and melancholy, were it not For our friendship, would be funny, Really, I laugh at the nose of death – Pointy Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/at-the-grave-of-your-death-i-smile/feed/ 0 1739 I’m Not Going Crazy https://elephantsnever.com/im-not-going-crazy/ https://elephantsnever.com/im-not-going-crazy/#respond Sun, 06 Jan 2019 14:40:15 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1390 by Normand Lepine Editor’s Note: Maintaining good mental health takes vigilance, self-awareness, and a good dose of laughter. Because if you never laugh, you might… well, go crazy. With that in mind, please enjoy these Top 10 Reasons I Know I’m Not Going Crazy. Top 10 Reasons I Know I’m Not Going Crazy 10. I never let my mind wander. Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/im-not-going-crazy/feed/ 0 1390 Elephant Jokes https://elephantsnever.com/elephant-jokes/ https://elephantsnever.com/elephant-jokes/#respond Sun, 17 Dec 2017 16:00:58 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=199 We here at Elephants Never love elephants, in case you hadn’t made that connection. And while we appreciate pachyderms’ majesty and human-like qualities, elephant jokes also make us laugh. Family Heirlooms “How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?” “Easy, the door won’t close.” “No, because there are footprints in the butter!” “In the butter?” “Or the Read More

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