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		<title>Elephants Never Sit, Cane</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out the modern impact of this age-old aphorism. And whether armed with cane or not, remember our guidelines for when to offer your seat on a public subway or bus.</p>
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		<title>Offer Your Seat</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Would you offer your seat to someone on a public bus or subway? To whom would you offer it? I have my own criteria, which may not be as chivalrous as people like. First, though, some context. New York City Public Transit Unbelievably, I have been living in New York City for nine years. There was a time when I <a class="read-more" href="https://elephantsnever.com/offer-your-seat/">Read More</a></p>
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		<title>Sit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2018 12:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Ellerey wobbled and swayed as he walked. His ears drooped more than usual, he knew, and sweat pooled where his hat met his gray scalp. The big male felt exhausted, but an age-old aphorism kept him on his feet. At least he could rest on the subway. First fifteen minutes of respite until his station, then one last trudge to <a class="read-more" href="https://elephantsnever.com/sit/">Read More</a></p>
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