You know the setting: high noon, a dusty street in America’s wild west, two men facing each other across an empty downtown. While tumbleweeds rustle past, the men draw pistols and fire, quicker than lightning. When the smoke clears, onlookers declare the victor the fastest draw in the west. They declare the loser simply dead. So go the classic gun Read More
Category: B-Sides
Sustainability
Elephants never admit, but I confess the picture above oversimplifies things. In fact, I don’t know what kind of factory that is. I grabbed it from a stock photo. Moreover, water vapor could make up the bulk of the smoke. None of those points, however, invalidate the need for sustainability. Earth Day may have passed, but we can continue our Read More
Half Birthday
Pardon the interruption, but we would like to take a moment to celebrate. Today Elephants Never celebrates our half birthday. Thank you to everyone who has read our Trunkated Tales and B-Sides. And welcome if you’ve discovered us for the first time. To celebrate six months online, we offer six pachyderm proverbs that illustrate our plans and thoughts for the Read More
Blue Paint
Elephants never resent, even when someone gets a little crazy with the blue paint. After all, the world yearns for more blue elephant stories.
Blue Elephant Stories
If you have not already looked up street artist WRDSMTH, then give your search engine a spin. Check out how he combines a typewriter image with inspirational text. For our purposes, however, pay attention to this quote about blue elephant stories. All we can say is, “We hear you, WRDSMTH.” So come back on Thursday, April 10th, for elephants never Read More
Wakanda Weather
We’ve heard that elephants never forecast. But checking the Wakanda weather, this pachyderm has noticed something awfully hot. Now for the entertainment report…
Happy Easter
To all the bunnies and believers, Happy Easter from the elephants!
Daria Tessler
Feast your eyes on this pachyderm-filled dreamscape by Daria Tessler of Animalsleepstories. Silkscreened on archival paper, this artwork so amused me that I held onto it at Christmas time. It’s true that elephants never ascend, but they do enjoy the occasional boost! I met Daria herself at the Union Square Holiday Market in downtown Manhattan. After chatting about artistic drive, Read More
Rumble March
ElephantsNever.com is proud to support the March For Our Lives. Let’s make the ground rumble so they never forget.
St. Patrick’s Day After
Happy Day After St. Patrick’s Day to all of our authentic, adopted, and appropriating Irish friends! Elephants never forgo, so we forgive you feeling a bit delicate today.