Break out your green undies, set the cabbage to boil, and turn up The Chieftains on your stereo! On St. Patrick’s Day, every pachyderm can appropriate and enjoy a little bit of Irish culture. If you live in Boston or Chicago, you may even find participation unavoidable. For everyone else, we recommend you find a fiddle, step into the Riverdance, or follow The Rocky Road to Dublin. But mind your manners, and practice moderation. Elephants never contend, until you spill our Tullamore D.E.W.!