adopt Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/adopt/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Mon, 27 Jan 2020 12:58:23 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 adopt Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/adopt/ 32 32 135387410 Darn Dog Adopted Me Today https://elephantsnever.com/darn-dog-adopted-me-today/ https://elephantsnever.com/darn-dog-adopted-me-today/#comments Mon, 27 Jan 2020 12:57:59 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=2555 by Mary Ann Jacobs Sat on my porchSad eyes staring at meLike a pool of despairThumped his tailTake mePlease Don’t want no dogNever had oneDon’t know how toFeed himBathe himTake care of himDon’t want no dog Tongue hanging outLike clothes hanging on Granny’s clotheslineSlobbers up to meGoes under my handWants to be petted Don’t want no slobbering dogGo awayLeave me Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/darn-dog-adopted-me-today/feed/ 1 2555 New Year’s Submission Wishes https://elephantsnever.com/new-years-submission-wishes/ https://elephantsnever.com/new-years-submission-wishes/#respond Sun, 30 Dec 2018 15:19:54 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=1382 A tumbling wave of fireworks, popping champagne corks, and glitter approaches. Soon, 2019 will sweep in, propelling us toward future shores. So while you prepare to body surf that beast, we hope you’ll resolve to submit some work to Elephants Never. To help, we present our list of New Year’s submission wishes. Surf’s up! New Year’s Submission Wishes Hopeful flash Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/new-years-submission-wishes/feed/ 0 1382 Adopt an Elephant https://elephantsnever.com/adopt-an-elephant/ https://elephantsnever.com/adopt-an-elephant/#respond Sun, 10 Dec 2017 15:51:35 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=373 If you enjoy pachyderms as much as we do, great opportunities abound to adopt an elephant or contribute to pachyderm preservation efforts. Elephants Never has pledged support to our namesakes, and we invite you to join us. Elephant Fun It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a spleen! – Youth Hockey Coach Elephants Never began with an impulse: “Wouldn’t Read More

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