fits Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/fits/ Trunkated tales, rumbling rhymes, and elephant art Sun, 17 Dec 2017 13:52:23 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://i0.wp.com/elephantsnever.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cropped-winter-logo-2019-20.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 fits Archives - Elephants Never https://elephantsnever.com/tag/fits/ 32 32 135387410 Elephant Jokes https://elephantsnever.com/elephant-jokes/ https://elephantsnever.com/elephant-jokes/#respond Sun, 17 Dec 2017 16:00:58 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=199 We here at Elephants Never love elephants, in case you hadn’t made that connection. And while we appreciate pachyderms’ majesty and human-like qualities, elephant jokes also make us laugh. Family Heirlooms “How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?” “Easy, the door won’t close.” “No, because there are footprints in the butter!” “In the butter?” “Or the Read More

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]]> https://elephantsnever.com/elephant-jokes/feed/ 0 199 Fit https://elephantsnever.com/fit/ https://elephantsnever.com/fit/#respond Thu, 14 Dec 2017 12:30:16 +0000 https://elephantsnever.com/?p=189 “Look, I really don’t understand what the problem is. I built you a customized minivan, to your own specifications no less! And now when you’ve come to take possession, you’re changing your minds?” “It’s really good work. We like it, we really do.” “But we just have some concerns about whether the interior space will really work with our family’s Read More

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