normand lepine Archives - Elephants Never

I Need a New Job

Andre — Wed, 01 May 2019 11:00:28 +0000

by Normand Lepine Editor’s Note: Today we have a range of holidays to celebrate. Rather than dance around the maypole, however, we’ve chosen to focus on the modern proletariat. See, many of us have day jobs, side gigs, or straight-up permanent positions. And on International Workers’ Day we stand in solidarity with all those who keep the world running. So Read More

The post I Need a New Job appeared first on Elephants Never.

Prospect

Andre — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 14:39:41 +0000

by Normand Lepine “Begin by always expecting good things to happen.” – Tom Hopkins They parked around the corner to stay out of view of the house they were coming to see. Nick and Tara had heard rumors of a large house where elephants who were not quite like the others came to hang out. The rumors were vague and Read More

The post Prospect appeared first on Elephants Never.

I’m Not Going Crazy

Andre — Sun, 06 Jan 2019 14:40:15 +0000

by Normand Lepine Editor’s Note: Maintaining good mental health takes vigilance, self-awareness, and a good dose of laughter. Because if you never laugh, you might… well, go crazy. With that in mind, please enjoy these Top 10 Reasons I Know I’m Not Going Crazy. Top 10 Reasons I Know I’m Not Going Crazy 10. I never let my mind wander. Read More

The post I’m Not Going Crazy appeared first on Elephants Never.

Medicate

Andre — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:51:35 +0000

by Normand Lepine Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.” – Charlie Brown, Peanuts (Charles M. Schulz) I was a young bull running with my herd when I hurt my shoulder. They gave me something strong for the pain. Read More

The post Medicate appeared first on Elephants Never.