Today I feel blessed to celebrate the four matriarchs in my life: my mother, my grandmother, my mother-in-law, and my wife. These women support and empower me. And I owe so much of my happiness to them. On Mother’s Day, please take time to honor the matriarchs in your own life, regardless of their actual relationship to you. Calling someone Read More
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Elephants Never Vet, Trump
Sometimes to their detriment, elephants never vet. A lack of vetting (among other things) famously caused some stray pachyderms to endorse Trump. In addition, such neglect of source-checking leads to a proliferation of fake news and hasty opinions. While we prize rapid reactions and quick-takes on social media, we must remember to properly source our information. Otherwise, we will end up wasting valuable resources on retractions.
Half Birthday
Pardon the interruption, but we would like to take a moment to celebrate. Today Elephants Never celebrates our half birthday. Thank you to everyone who has read our Trunkated Tales and B-Sides. And welcome if you’ve discovered us for the first time. To celebrate six months online, we offer six pachyderm proverbs that illustrate our plans and thoughts for the Read More
Blue Paint
Elephants never resent, even when someone gets a little crazy with the blue paint. After all, the world yearns for more blue elephant stories.
Wakanda Weather
We’ve heard that elephants never forecast. But checking the Wakanda weather, this pachyderm has noticed something awfully hot. Now for the entertainment report…
Happy Easter
To all the bunnies and believers, Happy Easter from the elephants!