15 things elephants never neglect:
- Their glutes on leg day
- To moisturize their skin during the dry season
- Precious pets
- To inform clients in writing about potential conflicts of interest before engaging new business (lawyer joke, sorry!)
- Their reading
- To respond to followers (although we might need work on, um, all those other things)
- To attend to friends and family
- The dusting
- Their drains and gutters
- To tell their mothers they love them
- Their duties
- Newborn bundles of joy
- Memory concerns
- Their customers (really, we’re listening)
- To take a shower
