Full disclosure, when planning to launch this website, I Googled. I fed both “elephants never” and “an elephant never” into searches. So I knew before this week that elephants never baguette had a precursor. Moreover, I made sure to have Phoebe the pachyderm baker quote this silly card from Jelly Armchair. I did not, however, realize until today that I Read More
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Baguette
“What?” trumpeted Phoebe. “You want to offer baguettes? Elephants never baguette.” “Look Phoebe, it’s nothing personal,” said Bradley. “I just think we could use a little more variety, that’s all.” “Variety? We offer four kinds of naan, three styles of dosa, Greek pitas, and even some flour tortillas for the burrito lovers.” “Okay, fine,” replied Bradley, “but where’s the crusty Read More