Snake in a Bag

by Chris Milam He instantly hated the man eating a donut with a fork. Only affluent folks think fried dough is to be handled with elegance. Marcus wanted to step through the glass and teach him how to properly demolish a long john. Instead, he waited. When the man finally stepped outside, Marcus slipped on his desperation mask. “Sorry to Read More

Donut Day

Happy National Donut Day to all of my fellow over-worked, pastry-loving Americans! While times seem tough and truth murky, at least we can support deep-fried rings of dough covered in sugar. In fact, we may just need to add a good donut to the list of 5 Foods Elephants Never Forgo. Now, go on out there and get you a Read More