Click on the links below to read trunkated tales about the many things that elephants never do. (Think of this as the sitemap.)
Elephants never:
- Forget
- Flit
- Foment
- Submit
- Spit
- Set
- Knit
- Forsake
- Fit
- Get (Coal)
- Let (Friends Drive Drunk)
- Foretell
- Beget (Violence)
- Hit
- Admit
- Forfeit
- Forgo
- Commit
- Forewarn
- Preset
- Sit
- Transmit
- Acquit
- Format
- Forecast
- Resent
- Emit
- Bet
- Vet
- Omit
- Baguette
- Jet
- Abet
- Forbid
- Split
- Sweat
- Whet (the Appetite)
- Repent
- Quit
- Foresee
- Remit
- Depend
- Prevent
- Regret
- Neglect
- Fret
- Outwit
- Lament
- Reflect
- Net
- Perfect
- Portend
- Desist
- Permit
- Medicate
- Connect
- Target
- Covet
- Have Debt
- Forbear
- Reset
- Descend
- Insist
- Ferment
- Prospect
- Shit
- Rest
- Forgive
- Get Bred